Kids can drive you crazy. But they can make you laugh like crazy too.

Whether it’s ‘ghost broccoli” (cauliflower), “booby shelter’ (bra), or “the hello” (telephone), they have their own special way of seeing the world.

Now here’s a journal to capture all their classics for posterity. Keep F is for First Words close at hand. And store it safe until it’s time for that wedding speech…